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Funny Christmas Movies TV Shows Dialogue Jokes Quotes

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Funny Christmas Movies TV Shows Dialogue Jokes Quotes

Funny Christmas Movies TV Shows Dialogue Jokes Quotes 

We’re No Angels (1955)
Joseph: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.”
Albert: “Buy? Do you really mean buy?”
Joseph: “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”

Simpsons (1989)
Bart Simpson: “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.

Home Alone (1990)
Kevin McCallister: “Okay, this is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?”

The Santa Clause (1994)
Laura: “All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.”
Scott: “Kind of like Neil.”

A Christmas Story (1983)
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Elf (2003)
Santa: “And if you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show,’ that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.”

Bad Santa (2003)
Boy: “If you really are Santa, you could do magic.”
Willie: “Wanna see some magic? Here, let’s watch you disappear!”

A Christmas Carol (1938)
Ebenezer Scrooge: Please let me stay!
Spirit of Christmas Present: Nonsense! You don’t want to stay!
Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes, I do!
Spirit of Christmas Present: No! You don’t like Christmas!
Ebenezer Scrooge: Yes! Yes I do! I like Christmas! I LOVE Christmas!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966-2000)
Dr. Suess: And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

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